Don’t Get Caught
Dec 24, 2007 Funny
“Don’t look in the bag.”
Nothing makes me want to look inside the bag more. Through the plastic, I see the word ‘google’ in all of its multi-colored goodness, but I cannot tell what it is. All I know is that it came from Walgreen’s and it’s in a bag, into which I’m forbidden from peeking.
So, the question is how do I look in the bag? I know I’ll get caught…so how should I respond if I do get caught peeking in?
1) The Homestar Runner Defense:
‘What are you doing?’
‘Looking at a thing in a bag…it’s so cool…now go get us cool guys a soda…’
2) Pretend it moved…
‘What are you doing?’
‘The bag…it moved…there’s a (snake, lizard, mouse, squirrell etc.) in it!’
3) Get Sick…
‘What are you doing?’
‘Bllaaaarrrggghhh!!! (into bag)’
Yeah, there kind of lame. What do you do when you get caught?
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