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Jan 31, 2008 Funny
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Bad Advice
Dec 27, 2007 Audience Participation, Funny
2007 is (finally) coming to a close. It’s the time of year that people begin thinking about ways to improve upon their performance of things from the past year. Everyone wants to change something about themselves, and most of the time those ‘resolutions’ fall by the wayside within weeks of the new year’s beginning.
I have made one resolution: I would like to lose weight. Yeah, I know…kind of silly because everyone says that. But really, I need to lose at least 75 lbs. this year. Yes, I’m that fat. Yes, I still get around and work a normal job (so other than my size I’m in pretty good health). But I am getting older.
I’m even setting up a new blog to track my ‘progress’ or lack thereof.
http://thefatguy.freewebhosting247.com/blog/
It’s still in the infantile stages, so you might not want to look just yet.
So, considering how everyone wants to change for the better, what about those who just don’t care anymore? Ever wonder what kind of resolutions they make? What kind of bad advice can you give someone who is down in the dumps?
Because everyone knows that there’s no advice like bad advice.
This is the part of the blog where you post your comments…what is the worst advice you have either given to someone or received?
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Don’t Get Caught
Dec 24, 2007 Funny
“Don’t look in the bag.”

Nothing makes me want to look inside the bag more. Through the plastic, I see the word ‘google’ in all of its multi-colored goodness, but I cannot tell what it is. All I know is that it came from Walgreen’s and it’s in a bag, into which I’m forbidden from peeking.
So, the question is how do I look in the bag? I know I’ll get caught…so how should I respond if I do get caught peeking in?
1) The Homestar Runner Defense:
‘What are you doing?’
‘Looking at a thing in a bag…it’s so cool…now go get us cool guys a soda…’
2) Pretend it moved…
‘What are you doing?’
‘The bag…it moved…there’s a (snake, lizard, mouse, squirrell etc.) in it!’
3) Get Sick…
‘What are you doing?’
‘Bllaaaarrrggghhh!!! (into bag)’
Yeah, there kind of lame. What do you do when you get caught?
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15 Worst WordPress Plugins
from: Full Tilt Blogging
Everyone has lists of the BEST tools for blogging and specifically for Wordpress. Here’s a list of the WORST 15 Wordpress Plugins.
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