Weekend Homework
Dec 24, 2007 Linkage
Happy holidays! I didn’t find too many super spectacular things this week, but I found a few real gems…and some more new bloggers as well!
Interesting Things
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Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List
Christopher Walken’s 12 Days of Christmas
New Blogs
Daniel Chang
JerettSwan
Konrow’s Mind
Jennifered
Evan Powell Racing
Enjoy!
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Don’t Get Caught
Dec 24, 2007 Funny
“Don’t look in the bag.”
Nothing makes me want to look inside the bag more. Through the plastic, I see the word ‘google’ in all of its multi-colored goodness, but I cannot tell what it is. All I know is that it came from Walgreen’s and it’s in a bag, into which I’m forbidden from peeking.
So, the question is how do I look in the bag? I know I’ll get caught…so how should I respond if I do get caught peeking in?
1) The Homestar Runner Defense:
‘What are you doing?’
‘Looking at a thing in a bag…it’s so cool…now go get us cool guys a soda…’
2) Pretend it moved…
‘What are you doing?’
‘The bag…it moved…there’s a (snake, lizard, mouse, squirrell etc.) in it!’
3) Get Sick…
‘What are you doing?’
‘Bllaaaarrrggghhh!!! (into bag)’
Yeah, there kind of lame. What do you do when you get caught?
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Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List
Dec 23, 2007 Funny
from simplify christmas:
December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
December 2
Christmas season kickoff party with King’s College Boy’s Choir.December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.December 4
Bake a pallet of festive cinammon rolls.
December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself with jeweler’s rouge and cornmeal.
December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.December 7
Send Christmas cards to sisters in prison.December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.December 11
Lay Faberge egg.December 12
Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.December 13
Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts.December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade “Holiday Scents” in case tires are shot out at mall.December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner’s sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. It’s a good thing.December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks.December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.Christmas Eve
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are.Christmas Day
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri.December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.December 28
Home facelift.December 29
Power-nap.
December 30
Call Secretary of Agriculture about advanced farm report for 2008.December 31
New Year’s Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.New Year’s Day
Prepare sumptuous brunch for the President and Mrs. Bush.
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