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My Top Ten Reasons To Work From Home

Apr 11, 2008 Funny

I often sit around and wonder how I can make my life better. We all want to be our own boss and live like we own our place of business, but for those that work from their own home, it’s possible…and the DO own their place of business (with the exception of renters/moochers/underage entrepreneurs).

I thought that it would be a good idea to come up with a list of the best reasons I can think of to work from home. In no particular order, here they are.

1. You can spend all day not working - of course, this sort of defeats the purpose, but since you are your own boss, it’s not like you have to worry about getting fired.

2. You can finally take a vacation - and mow the lawn.

3. You have absolute control over your work schedule - with the exception of whatever your wife tells you to do.

4. You don’t have to sit in traffic - with the exception of the traffic jam your kid is creating with his Hot Wheels at the end of your desk, on the floor under your chair, on the stairs, in the dryer…

5. You don’t have to share the coffee pot - that’s right, a good buzz all for you. **Disclaimer - your spouse may re-arrange your work schedule if you take it too far, so be careful just to get that caffiene buzz in moderation…

6. No one will steal your stapler.

7. You don’t have to worry about being late. If you ever are late while working from home, you have failed. Miserably.

8. No memos. TPS covers? Screw ‘em! In fact, forget the whole TPS thing altogether.

9. You can take your firearms to work without being a police officer, or insane.

10. You can spend all day in a hypnotic trance thanks to zombo.com.