Five Things You Cannot Do At Zombo.com

“You can do anything at zombocom…”

Yeah, right.

I wondered about this mesmerizing website, wondering if it was speaking the truth or was just some mind-bending ploy to waste my time on the internet.

I came up with this list of five things you cannot do at zombo.com.

  1. You can’t use the source code to floss with easily.
  2. You can’t get free money from zombo.com.
  3. You can’t marry zombo.com.
  4. You can’t wedge a door open with zombo.com.
  5. You can’t be the voice coming from zombo.com. Not even in a million years.

Yeah. I’m bored. Can you tell?

 


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3 Responses to “Five Things You Cannot Do At Zombo.com”

  1. Jim Kukral Says:

    Best website ever.


  2. ryan Says:

    Haha, Zombo. Whats up with the subdomain and weird folder? Kind of….different….anyways not doing bad man, keep it up!


  3. Wess Stewart Says:

    ryan - no idea. for some reason, it’s not masking the actual url with the domain name.

    it is driving me insane.

    jim - holy crap! it’s jim kukral!!!


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