Yet Another Contest…
Feb 19, 2008 Contests
Ryan, the mastermind behind blogging4everyone.com is also holding a contest, only his prizes are much better than mine! Just go over to his site and leave a comment in the appropriate area, or subscribe to Ryan’s RSS feed to enter.
Yes, I entered as well. Are you kidding? Those prizes are awesome!
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Contest: 1 Year Membership to Weather Underground!
Feb 16, 2008 Contests
I’m a bit of a weather nerd, and since it’s raining and storming outside (and I’m freezing because the temperature dropped about 25 degrees since noon), I’m going to have our first contest.
I am giving away a free 1 year subscription to Weather Underground!
How do you enter? Just leave a comment below (and be sure to include your email address so I can contact you)! Tell your friends!
The contest will run for one week. So next Saturday, I will select the winner from the comments. Good luck!
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Round and Round - The Donnas Featuring Steven Pearcy
Feb 16, 2008 Music
I’m a huge fan of both Ratt and The Donnas, so this was something I just had to post!
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Have a Happy V.D.
Feb 14, 2008 Rant

photo by blmurch
That’s right, it’s that time of year again where I would like nothing more than to drive my car off a cliff. Valentine’s Day.
I don’t understand why people celebrate this wretched ‘holiday’. Don’t you people understand that you are being ripped off by florists all around the world?
You paid how much for roses today? How long are they going to live? Yeah, they will stink in a couple of days, how does that symbolize your ‘eternal love’ for your ’significant’ other?
Not only is Valentine’s Day bad for the economy, it’s also bad for your emotional stability. How so? Let’s see…I remember back in grade school when everyone traded cards and candy…I also remember coming home with a grand total of zero cards (when everyone else in class got them). This goes back to when I attended grade school in El Centro, California as well.
Here’s a note to the class of 1997 who might remember my name from Meadows Union School (with the exception of Daniel Landeros - my only friend in California): you all suck. Every last one of you. I hate you all. But I digress.
I’ve been wanting to say that for the last sixteen years. Wow. Yeah, I held on to those memories of all the idiots I had to put up with. I was the fat white kid on the playground, so I became the target. Well, things changed. Thank God for Texans having some kind of brains…life is so much better out here.
Ack. Back to V.D. Yes, that stands for Valentine’s Day. Why? What did you think it stood for? Let me know in about a week when you figure it out.
Married on V.D.? How sickeningly lame. That’s perhaps the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. You chose to be joined with your boyfriend/girlfriend on that day because it was ‘romantic’? Please. You bought into the marketing. You probably paid inflated prices for everything as well.
Do me a favor…if you see me on Valentine’s Day, be nice, but don’t wish me a happy V.D. Ever.
Thanks.
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Five Things You Cannot Do At Zombo.com
Feb 11, 2008 Funny
“You can do anything at zombocom…”
Yeah, right.
I wondered about this mesmerizing website, wondering if it was speaking the truth or was just some mind-bending ploy to waste my time on the internet.
I came up with this list of five things you cannot do at zombo.com.
- You can’t use the source code to floss with easily.
- You can’t get free money from zombo.com.
- You can’t marry zombo.com.
- You can’t wedge a door open with zombo.com.
- You can’t be the voice coming from zombo.com. Not even in a million years.
Yeah. I’m bored. Can you tell?
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